I cannot promise that everything on this website is true. There are true stories and there are made-up stories. I can assure you that everything was made or written by me (unless otherwise stated) and if you ask me privately, I may tell you which stories are true. I have to watch myself because many of my true stories are absurd and make bad people look bad and it’s not wise to offend bad people. So, my aim is to slyly slip the truth in because holding in these absurd stories for all these years has led to nightly snacking.

This site has existed for awhile and I often abandon it for the ease of social media. However, I have long felt that posting my work on Facebook or Instagram is like serving a fine meal in a toilet bowl. Plus, I hate replying to peoples’ comments. Anyway, here’s hoping that I fill this site to the brim with all the weird things I have bouncing around in my head.